Nostalgic Video Store Visitor Gifts

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

Kissing at the Movies

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

'Busy day?'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

That movie back in '69 really made an impact on him.

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

Okay

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

BBC Creative Dept.

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

Television With Video

'It was like a father to me.'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'