Nostalgic Video Store Visitor Pillows

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

Kissing at the Movies

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

'Busy day?'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

That movie back in '69 really made an impact on him.

Darth Vader advertises nasal strips.

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

Empty lemonade stand competes for business with stand selling copies of Pamela Anderson's videos.

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Okay

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

BBC Creative Dept.

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

Videos. Rental - Buy. A touchy-feely film, you say? Yeah, it's about airport security.

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

'Sorry, sir -- you have to be under fourteen to rent an Adam Sandler movie.'

'He drives an electric car, reads electronic books and smokes electric cigarettes but he won't move on from his betamax video recorder.'

Television With Video

'It was like a father to me.'

"kindle 'em, Danno!" I don't like the way they've updated "Hawaii Five-O."