Video Nostalgia Aficionados Pillows

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

Police Box

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'Busy day?'

"Oh, what do ALL Creatures from the Black Lagoon want."

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

Trigger warning

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

'He drives an electric car, reads electronic books and smokes electric cigarettes but he won't move on from his betamax video recorder.'

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

"Keep it up—the picture's coming in."

Videos. Rental - Buy. A touchy-feely film, you say? Yeah, it's about airport security.

"Follow the yellow brick road"

Television With Video

In a grave yard one tombstone says, 'Buried Cable.'

"Mighty Joe Young? I'll take it. Usually, I'm told look like Ernest Borgnine."

"Is this the First State Bank? I need a loan...about $1 million."

'Wait, Hon, go through that again. If I want to record a show, I set the VCR to the channel of the show...'

'We sold it to buy a video.'

"Sorry - two nights only...."

'Harry and I are plugged into everything that was out of date even at the turn of the millennium.'