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'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'Busy day?'

"Oh, what do ALL Creatures from the Black Lagoon want."

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

"Keep it up—the picture's coming in."

"Follow the yellow brick road"

Television With Video

In a grave yard one tombstone says, 'Buried Cable.'

"Is this the First State Bank? I need a loan...about $1 million."

'We sold it to buy a video.'

'Harry and I are plugged into everything that was out of date even at the turn of the millennium.'