Video Store Nostalgia T-Shirts

Videos. Rental - Buy. A touchy-feely film, you say? Yeah, it's about airport security.

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

'It is too snowing!'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

All Major Cash Honored.

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

'Busy day?'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

God at the Galalactic Videostore

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

Kellogg's Wapners

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

"We've got to put a stop to all the sex on the television muriel... we've absolutely ruined the veneer."

'My mom was too busy this morning - Here's a note from a big purple dinosaur.'

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

'Hi! Tonights top 100 sagas will be interspersed with celebrity reminiscences form me!'

Did You Know That...millions of obsolete 405 line TV's were shipped to Japan to be turned into fish tanks?

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

'He drives an electric car, reads electronic books and smokes electric cigarettes but he won't move on from his betamax video recorder.'

'Remember when we used to watch TV?'

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'