Video Store Nostalgia Prints

'It is too snowing!'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

All Major Cash Honored.

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'Busy day?'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

God at the Galalactic Videostore

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

Kellogg's Wapners

Happiness is a warm TV.

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"

Did You Know That...millions of obsolete 405 line TV's were shipped to Japan to be turned into fish tanks?

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'Hi! Tonights top 100 sagas will be interspersed with celebrity reminiscences form me!'

"We've got to put a stop to all the sex on the television muriel... we've absolutely ruined the veneer."

'My mom was too busy this morning - Here's a note from a big purple dinosaur.'

'Remember when we used to watch TV?'

"She no longer wants to reside in Mr Roger's Neighbourhood."

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'

'I finished this book. How do I rewind it?'