Video Store Nostalgist Prints

'Busy day?'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

God at the Galalactic Videostore

Super Karamazov Bros.

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'The picture's snowy.'

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'I wonder what's on TV right now.'

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

"God, wouldn't life be dull without the fire to watch every night?"

Television With Video

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'

"Why have we got reality t.v. stars when nobody longer watches t.v.?"

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

The Solid Gold Dancers,

"Oh, I don't watch these exercise videos. I get my excercise by walking here to rent one and then returning it."

'I finished this book. How do I rewind it?'