Video Store Nostalgists Prints

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

All Major Cash Honored.

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'Busy day?'

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

Empty lemonade stand competes for business with stand selling copies of Pamela Anderson's videos.

Information Superhighway to Rio...Starring Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Dorothy LaMour.

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

'He drives an electric car, reads electronic books and smokes electric cigarettes but he won't move on from his betamax video recorder.'

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

Videos. Rental - Buy. A touchy-feely film, you say? Yeah, it's about airport security.

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

Television With Video

In a grave yard one tombstone says, 'Buried Cable.'

"To start with, gentlemen, I just want to say that if at any time I strike you as being strange or weird or something, or whatever, it's because I'm probably the first member of this board to grow up with television."

"Why have we got reality t.v. stars when nobody longer watches t.v.?"

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'

"Is this the First State Bank? I need a loan...about $1 million."

'I finished this book. How do I rewind it?'

'We sold it to buy a video.'

'Wait, Hon, go through that again. If I want to record a show, I set the VCR to the channel of the show...'

'Harry and I are plugged into everything that was out of date even at the turn of the millennium.'

To save time, I brought along my blooper tape.