Video Store Nostalgists Gifts

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

All Major Cash Honored.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'Busy day?'

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

Television With Video

In a grave yard one tombstone says, 'Buried Cable.'

"To start with, gentlemen, I just want to say that if at any time I strike you as being strange or weird or something, or whatever, it's because I'm probably the first member of this board to grow up with television."

"Why have we got reality t.v. stars when nobody longer watches t.v.?"

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'

"Is this the First State Bank? I need a loan...about $1 million."

'I finished this book. How do I rewind it?'

'We sold it to buy a video.'

'Harry and I are plugged into everything that was out of date even at the turn of the millennium.'