Video Store Enthusiast Gifts

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

Griller highlights never gets old

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

'Dirty, lesbian, whore, bitch, gang bangs turned out to be Finding Nemo!'

Video Rentals Sales. Do you have movies about robots and computers? The chip flicks are over there!

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

'Busy day?'

Stubborn Al's Video

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

"I haven't lost any weight, so instead of watching just one, I'm going to watch two exercise videos a day."

"There's no way I'll ever be good at something unless there's a series of YouTube videos explaining it."

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

Christmas Party Video 3

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

"You're a bit quick with the replay!"

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

"Being of sound mind, you must know that I'm leaving you absolutely nothing."

iBores: 'Quick, someone's stealing your car!'

Out of Work Workout Video