Video Store Owner Gifts

Stubborn Al's Video

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Now Playing at the Europlex

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Guitar pickin'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Witch Hardware

Hardware. You're right, maybe we should sell hammers by the "pound."

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'Uh-oh.'

"You never know what will catch on!"

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

Bottle Opener Sticks 'Em Up For Armed Robber In Liquor Store

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Wine: New & Old!!!

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

Wine: harsh, boring, pretentious, shallow and mischievous.

Bob tries to cash in on Hollywood's success.

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"So long, Mr Schwartz. I'm leaving. Nowadays, software's where it's at."