Video Store Owner T-Shirts

Stubborn Al's Video

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Now Playing at the Europlex

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Guitar pickin'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

Witch Hardware

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'Uh-oh.'

Bottle Opener Sticks 'Em Up For Armed Robber In Liquor Store

Wine: New & Old!!!

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"You never know what will catch on!"

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

At the CD shop.

Wine: harsh, boring, pretentious, shallow and mischievous.