Video Store Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Griller highlights never gets old

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'Busy day?'

"I haven't lost any weight, so instead of watching just one, I'm going to watch two exercise videos a day."

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

Stubborn Al's Video

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

Christmas Party Video 3

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

"You're a bit quick with the replay!"

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

"Being of sound mind, you must know that I'm leaving you absolutely nothing."

iBores: 'Quick, someone's stealing your car!'

Out of Work Workout Video