Video Stores Gifts

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

'Busy day?'

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

Stubborn Al's Video

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

Have you got any nails? I'm on a diet.

Christmas Party Video 3

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

'Douglas is hell bent on re-issuing our wedding video on blu-ray.'

"Oh, no! Not their holiday video!"

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

'I'm sorry I don't date during sweeps week.'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'