Video Stores Mugs

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

"Wanna rent some videos?"

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

Video Rentals Sales. Do you have movies about robots and computers? The chip flicks are over there!

'Dirty, lesbian, whore, bitch, gang bangs turned out to be Finding Nemo!'

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

'Busy day?'

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

Stubborn Al's Video

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

Have you got any nails? I'm on a diet.

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

Christmas Party Video 3

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'Sorry, sir -- you have to be under fourteen to rent an Adam Sandler movie.'

'I'm sorry I don't date during sweeps week.'

Videos. Rental - Buy. A touchy-feely film, you say? Yeah, it's about airport security.

'Douglas is hell bent on re-issuing our wedding video on blu-ray.'

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

"Oh, no! Not their holiday video!"

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

'With every DVD you get a free newspaper!'

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'