Video Rentals Gifts

'You recommended 'Dumb and Dumber' the last time I was here!'

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

House hunting is cruel.

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Danger Noodle tho bored

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Grumpy Cow

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

"The previous tenant has gone away for a very long time."

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."