Video Rental Gifts

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

'Sorry, sir -- you have to be under fourteen to rent an Adam Sandler movie.'

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"I, TikTok."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

E=Equals

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Danger Noodle tho bored

House hunting is cruel.

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

"I don't do videos for fame and fortune, I do them for catnip and belly rubs."

Grumpy Cow

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

Guess what else I found on Youtube, Randy? Evidence Vladimir Putin is an immortal. There are two photos of soldiers who look exactly like Putin, taken in 1941 and way back in 1920. Exactly like him. Could be they're related. The notion of genetics is a huge conspiracy by the immortals. I found that out on Youtube.

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

"I forgot my homework, but there's a video of me doing it on youtube."

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

'Thanks for allowing these high school students to watch your surgery. Check it out on YouTube!'