Video Rental Enthusiast Gifts

'Sorry, sir -- you have to be under fourteen to rent an Adam Sandler movie.'

'I'm sorry I don't date during sweeps week.'

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

Griller highlights never gets old

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

"Wanna rent some videos?"

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

'Busy day?'

"There's no way I'll ever be good at something unless there's a series of YouTube videos explaining it."

"I haven't lost any weight, so instead of watching just one, I'm going to watch two exercise videos a day."

God at the Galalactic Videostore

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

"This is going to be a great video!"

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

Christmas Party Video 3

"You're a bit quick with the replay!"

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

Zombie rents from the dead box DVDs.

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

"Being of sound mind, you must know that I'm leaving you absolutely nothing."

Pandora's Unboxing Video

iBores: 'Quick, someone's stealing your car!'

Out of Work Workout Video

"I started with the university of life but finally opted for the university of youtube."

"Shhh - I'm trying to watch videos of people borrowing books from the library."

What're you doing?! Your contract forbids you from watching "cute baby videos" on YouTube. Cute baby videos lead to employees wanting to have cute babies of their own. Having babies leads to employees asking for raises and time off. I don

"Everybody in! We have videotapes of the first hour of the party!"