Video Rental Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I'm sorry I don't date during sweeps week.'

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Griller highlights never gets old

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

'Busy day?'

"I haven't lost any weight, so instead of watching just one, I'm going to watch two exercise videos a day."

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

God at the Galalactic Videostore

"This is going to be a great video!"

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

Christmas Party Video 3

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

"You're a bit quick with the replay!"

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

"Being of sound mind, you must know that I'm leaving you absolutely nothing."

Pandora's Unboxing Video

iBores: 'Quick, someone's stealing your car!'

"I started with the university of life but finally opted for the university of youtube."

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

"Shhh - I'm trying to watch videos of people borrowing books from the library."

Out of Work Workout Video

"Everybody in! We have videotapes of the first hour of the party!"