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'Busy day?'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"Please do not panic. You're only required to turn off your mobile device during the movie."

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

No outside food in the theater sir.

"I've got a new job, mom! I'm in show business!"

"Seats in all parts!"

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

There will now be an interval while the film comes back on.

'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'

Anteater goes on the rampage in cinema,

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

'I've been making popcorn for 63 years and I've never once gotten sick of the taste of it... no wait, I just did.'

'DO YOU HAVE A SIZE BETWEEN SMALL AND JUMBO?'

Stubborn Al's Video

A cleaner in a cinema

God at the Galalactic Videostore

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

Videos You've Forgotten You've Seen Already