Movie Rental Clerk T-Shirts

'Do you have Vertigo?'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Cat and INOUT boxes.

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

University Book Store.

A man sitting in the grass reading

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

The Odd Couple.

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Book Store. Information. In what section would I find guides to government regulations? "Books on Red Tape".

'Does my posterior appear oversized in this?'

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

'A room with double beds, please.'

"Do you have any why-to books?"

Book Shop

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

'Got anything on happy marriages?'

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

audiobooks...

Video Rentals Sales. Do you have movies about robots and computers? The chip flicks are over there!

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.