Movie Rental Clerk Mugs

'Do you have Vertigo?'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

University Book Store.

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

A man sitting in the grass reading

Cat and INOUT boxes.

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

The Odd Couple.

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

'A room with double beds, please.'

'Does my posterior appear oversized in this?'

"Do you have any why-to books?"

Book Shop

"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."

audiobooks...

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"