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DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

House hunting is cruel.

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

Mother tells son, who is watching DVDs: 'No, I don't think we need a 'national debate' on the issue of bedtime.'

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

The lessor of two evils.

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

"The previous tenant has gone away for a very long time."

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

'Busy day?'