Video Rental Clerk Gifts

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"Wanna rent some videos?"

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

Video Rentals Sales. Do you have movies about robots and computers? The chip flicks are over there!

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

'Dirty, lesbian, whore, bitch, gang bangs turned out to be Finding Nemo!'

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'Busy day?'

"We didn't realize the CCTV footage was doctored until our precinct fanboy found a continuity mistake."

God at the Galalactic Videostore

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

Stubborn Al's Video

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

Zombie rents from the dead box DVDs.

Videos You've Forgotten You've Seen Already

'I'm sorry I don't date during sweeps week.'

"It'll have to be your place. I Airbnb'd myself out of my apartment tonight."

'Sorry, sir -- you have to be under fourteen to rent an Adam Sandler movie.'

"Blasted thunderstorm! Reset the video clock Igor!"

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

"I hate the way it seems to stare at you after you shut it off."

'Sorry, sir -- you have to be under fourteen to rent an Adam Sandler movie.'

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'

'With every DVD you get a free newspaper!'

An officer purchasing a train ticket

'Do you have Vertigo?'