Video Rental Nostalgic Gifts

God at the Galalactic Videostore

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

'Busy day?'

Al's computer salvage.

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

Head of Dumbing-Down

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

"Sorry, the computer's down!"

'I'm sorry I don't date during sweeps week.'

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

Television With Video

"You didn't cry at the sad movie we watched last night... but you cry seeing your first computer!!"

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'Mom, how many 'D' did they have when you were a kid?'

I remember when a wireless was a radio and a laptop was a dog...

Pin The Tail On The Grandfather