Video Rental Nostalgic Gifts

God at the Galalactic Videostore

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

"Nothing yet. Try sending me another text."

"Wanna rent some videos?"

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

'Busy day?'

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

Head of Dumbing-Down

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Al's computer salvage.

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

"Of all the gin joins in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine - damn Trip Advisor."

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

"Sorry, the computer's down!"

Videos. Rental - Buy. A touchy-feely film, you say? Yeah, it's about airport security.

'Sorry, sir -- you have to be under fourteen to rent an Adam Sandler movie.'

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

Nope, don't think the sheriff likes wearin' that body camera.

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

'I'm sorry I don't date during sweeps week.'

Television With Video

"You didn't cry at the sad movie we watched last night... but you cry seeing your first computer!!"

'Sorry, sir -- you have to be under fourteen to rent an Adam Sandler movie.'

'Mom, how many 'D' did they have when you were a kid?'

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

Pin The Tail On The Grandfather