Video Rental Nostalgist Gifts

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

"Oh, I don't watch these exercise videos. I get my excercise by walking here to rent one and then returning it."

"I'll never forget you."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

"Wanna rent some videos?"

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

'Busy day?'

God at the Galalactic Videostore

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

'I've gone from watching movies in Cinemascope to a smart phone...and they call this progress?'

Information Superhighway to Rio...Starring Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Dorothy LaMour.

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

'The picture's snowy.'

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

'Sorry, sir -- you have to be under fourteen to rent an Adam Sandler movie.'

'I'm sorry I don't date during sweeps week.'

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

Videos. Rental - Buy. A touchy-feely film, you say? Yeah, it's about airport security.

'We never had this trouble with the old analogue telly!'

'I'm researching old Matlock episodes too.'

'I wonder what's on TV right now.'

'I was just hoping our lives would be a little more like a video on MTV.'

"God, wouldn't life be dull without the fire to watch every night?"