Nostalgic Video Renter Gifts

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

'Sorry, sir -- you have to be under fourteen to rent an Adam Sandler movie.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

Kissing at the Movies

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

"Wanna rent some videos?"

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'Busy day?'

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

That movie back in '69 really made an impact on him.

God at the Galalactic Videostore

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

'I don't know but I think I liked last season's TV violence better than this season's.'

Errol Flynn.

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

'Your short term memory is getting worse - you've seen this film at least FIFTEEN times!'

"Don't adjust the set dear, it's a documentary about stalactites."

Videos. Rental - Buy. A touchy-feely film, you say? Yeah, it's about airport security.

'He drives an electric car, reads electronic books and smokes electric cigarettes but he won't move on from his betamax video recorder.'

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

'Looks like the Old Boy Network.'

"I've watched this a million times -- I wish they'd make some new old movies."

'I'm sorry I don't date during sweeps week.'

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

'After sixteen commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

Television With Video

"Thank You For Watching Regular Television."