Nostalgic Video Renter Gifts

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

Kissing at the Movies

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'Busy day?'

God at the Galalactic Videostore

That movie back in '69 really made an impact on him.

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

'I don't know but I think I liked last season's TV violence better than this season's.'

'Your short term memory is getting worse - you've seen this film at least FIFTEEN times!'

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

"Don't adjust the set dear, it's a documentary about stalactites."

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

'I'm sorry I don't date during sweeps week.'

'Looks like the Old Boy Network.'

"I've watched this a million times -- I wish they'd make some new old movies."

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

'After sixteen commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

Television With Video

'Please stand by -- we have temporarily lost our edge.'

"Thank You For Watching Regular Television."