Video Store Nostalgist Gifts

'Busy day?'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

God at the Galalactic Videostore

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

Empty lemonade stand competes for business with stand selling copies of Pamela Anderson's videos.

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

Super Karamazov Bros.

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

'The picture's snowy.'

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

'We never had this trouble with the old analogue telly!'

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

'He drives an electric car, reads electronic books and smokes electric cigarettes but he won't move on from his betamax video recorder.'

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'I wonder what's on TV right now.'

Videos. Rental - Buy. A touchy-feely film, you say? Yeah, it's about airport security.

"God, wouldn't life be dull without the fire to watch every night?"

Television With Video

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'

Mr Ed at the Abattoirs - '...No wait! I swear I'm really Mr Ed... you remember, 'A horse is a horse a horse of course...'?!'

"Why have we got reality t.v. stars when nobody longer watches t.v.?"

The Solid Gold Dancers,

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

Pacman 2020

"Oh, I don't watch these exercise videos. I get my excercise by walking here to rent one and then returning it."