Nostalgic For Video Stores Gifts

'I finished this book. How do I rewind it?'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

All Major Cash Honored.

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

'Busy day?'

God at the Galalactic Videostore

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Okay

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

Television With Video

'It was like a father to me.'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'

"Oh, I don't watch these exercise videos. I get my excercise by walking here to rent one and then returning it."

"Is this the First State Bank? I need a loan...about $1 million."

'We sold it to buy a video.'