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'I finished this book. How do I rewind it?'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

All Major Cash Honored.

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

'Busy day?'

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

God at the Galalactic Videostore

Empty lemonade stand competes for business with stand selling copies of Pamela Anderson's videos.

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

Darth Vader advertises nasal strips.

Okay

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

'Sorry, sir -- you have to be under fourteen to rent an Adam Sandler movie.'

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

Videos. Rental - Buy. A touchy-feely film, you say? Yeah, it's about airport security.

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

'He drives an electric car, reads electronic books and smokes electric cigarettes but he won't move on from his betamax video recorder.'

Television With Video

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'It was like a father to me.'

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'

"Oh, I don't watch these exercise videos. I get my excercise by walking here to rent one and then returning it."

"Is this the First State Bank? I need a loan...about $1 million."

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'If I had my life to live over, I'd pay more attention to Sesame Street.'

'Wait, Hon, go through that again. If I want to record a show, I set the VCR to the channel of the show...'