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"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

"Oh, I don't watch these exercise videos. I get my excercise by walking here to rent one and then returning it."

"I'll never forget you."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

'Busy day?'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

God at the Galalactic Videostore

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

'The picture's snowy.'

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'I wonder what's on TV right now.'

'I'm researching old Matlock episodes too.'

'I was just hoping our lives would be a little more like a video on MTV.'

'I'm sorry I don't date during sweeps week.'

"God, wouldn't life be dull without the fire to watch every night?"

"Something was definitely lost when we went from being hunter-gathers to browser-purchasers."

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