Videotape Nostalgist Pillows

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

"I'll never forget you."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'Busy day?'

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

Workers constructing barcodes

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

Super Karamazov Bros.

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'Yes, I'm writing the message down.'

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

'The picture's snowy.'

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

'I was just hoping our lives would be a little more like a video on MTV.'

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

'I wonder what's on TV right now.'

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

"God, wouldn't life be dull without the fire to watch every night?"

"Darren is still in the phonebook."

"To start with, gentlemen, I just want to say that if at any time I strike you as being strange or weird or something, or whatever, it's because I'm probably the first member of this board to grow up with television."

"Something was definitely lost when we went from being hunter-gathers to browser-purchasers."

Television With Video

The Solid Gold Dancers,

'I miss the good ole days when I just talked to myself.'