Videotape Nostalgist T-Shirts

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

"I'll never forget you."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'Busy day?'

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

Workers constructing barcodes

Information Superhighway to Rio...Starring Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Dorothy LaMour.

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

'I've gone from watching movies in Cinemascope to a smart phone...and they call this progress?'

Super Karamazov Bros.

'Yes, I'm writing the message down.'

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'The picture's snowy.'

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'We never had this trouble with the old analogue telly!'

'I wonder what's on TV right now.'

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

'He drives an electric car, reads electronic books and smokes electric cigarettes but he won't move on from his betamax video recorder.'

'I was just hoping our lives would be a little more like a video on MTV.'

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

"God, wouldn't life be dull without the fire to watch every night?"

Television With Video

"Darren is still in the phonebook."

"To start with, gentlemen, I just want to say that if at any time I strike you as being strange or weird or something, or whatever, it's because I'm probably the first member of this board to grow up with television."

"Something was definitely lost when we went from being hunter-gathers to browser-purchasers."

"Why have we got reality t.v. stars when nobody longer watches t.v.?"

The Solid Gold Dancers,