Video Rental Nostalgia Pillows

"Is this the First State Bank? I need a loan...about $1 million."

'It is too snowing!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

"Wanna rent some videos?"

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

'Busy day?'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

God at the Galalactic Videostore

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

Head of Dumbing-Down

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

"Of all the gin joins in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine - damn Trip Advisor."

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

Videos. Rental - Buy. A touchy-feely film, you say? Yeah, it's about airport security.

'My mom was too busy this morning - Here's a note from a big purple dinosaur.'

"We've got to put a stop to all the sex on the television muriel... we've absolutely ruined the veneer."

'I'm sorry I don't date during sweeps week.'

"Follow the yellow brick road"

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'Sorry, sir -- you have to be under fourteen to rent an Adam Sandler movie.'

Television With Video

'Sorry, sir -- you have to be under fourteen to rent an Adam Sandler movie.'

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'I finished this book. How do I rewind it?'