Video Rental Nostalgia T-Shirts

"Is this the First State Bank? I need a loan...about $1 million."

'It is too snowing!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

'Busy day?'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

Head of Dumbing-Down

God at the Galalactic Videostore

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

'I'm sorry I don't date during sweeps week.'

"We've got to put a stop to all the sex on the television muriel... we've absolutely ruined the veneer."

"Follow the yellow brick road"

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'My mom was too busy this morning - Here's a note from a big purple dinosaur.'

Television With Video

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'I finished this book. How do I rewind it?'

'You recommended 'Dumb and Dumber' the last time I was here!'