Dvd Nostalgic Gifts

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

'It is too snowing!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

"Nothing yet. Try sending me another text."

Richard Widmark

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

'Busy day?'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

God at the Galalactic Videostore

Al's computer salvage.

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Head of Dumbing-Down

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

"We've known each other for a while now, so I feel it's the right time to ask – are you a psychological manifestation of my nostalgic longing of a romanticised past?"

Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

"Of all the gin joins in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine - damn Trip Advisor."

"Sorry, the computer's down!"

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

"We've got to put a stop to all the sex on the television muriel... we've absolutely ruined the veneer."

"Follow the yellow brick road"

'My mom was too busy this morning - Here's a note from a big purple dinosaur.'

Nope, don't think the sheriff likes wearin' that body camera.

Videos. Rental - Buy. A touchy-feely film, you say? Yeah, it's about airport security.

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

"You didn't cry at the sad movie we watched last night... but you cry seeing your first computer!!"

"To start with, gentlemen, I just want to say that if at any time I strike you as being strange or weird or something, or whatever, it's because I'm probably the first member of this board to grow up with television."

I remember when a wireless was a radio and a laptop was a dog...

'Mom, how many 'D' did they have when you were a kid?'