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"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Janet Leigh

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

"Cruel punishment – they took away my smart phone. I had to watch TV."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

'It makes one feel old - I can remember the very first time they replaced this.'

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

'There's a lot we don't know about horizontal TV syndrome.'

"It's an old movie, back before they invented color, and everyone wore black and white back then."

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"

Man returning Jaws to the video shop

Baywatch (British style)

Early Drive-Ins

Godzilla's Twilight Years

'Does this mean that drive-in movies are back?'

'Well, we agree on one thing -- I wish you'd married Doris Day, too!'