Retro Video Lovers Prints

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Janet Leigh

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

Phantom of Casablanca

'For years after Hitchcock's movie, we got real respect.'

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

'Hey! — they're rerunning the Commander Data show!'

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

"Cruel punishment – they took away my smart phone. I had to watch TV."

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Sad in Seattle," you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I discovered my dad is a conspiracy theorist. He says Obama's not American, we never landed on the moon, and someone went back in time and re-edited Star Wars to give C-3PO one silver leg. Stop yer sniveling! Have you any idea how lucky you are to have a father who cared enough about you to give you such priceless material with which to mock him? Papa Cohen never did anything mock-wort

'It makes one feel old - I can remember the very first time they replaced this.'

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

"It's an old movie, back before they invented color, and everyone wore black and white back then."

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

"Four o'clock, dear. 'Sesame Street.'"

'There's a lot we don't know about horizontal TV syndrome.'

Man returning Jaws to the video shop

'They were behind the sofa.'

Early Drive-Ins

Baywatch (British style)

"This will revolutionize the industry!"

Godzilla's Twilight Years