Retro Tv Show Fans Gifts

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Before the Internet

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

The Old Time Television Channel

Drive in movies.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

The Bronze Age of Television

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

Gameshows before the invention of the wheel. (Square of Fortune).

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

'Morcambe and Wise.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

'What do you mean you're not drunk? That's the calculator!'

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

Elderly Tarzan...