Retro Tv Gifts

'I preferred it before we had high definition television.'

'In the years that followed Gilligan's Island...'

Bob had misfortune of being haunted by the three Stooges.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

The Missing Sock Returns

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Before the Internet

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Early Colour TV

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Colonial Larrysburg.

The Old Time Television Channel

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Alien attack in the 1950s

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Gramaphone Man.

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'