Retro Entertainment Gifts

'Don't you ever get tired of reruns?'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"I really got to hand it to you, Danny!"

'I can't stand the Three Stooges!' , 'Oh, an anti-Shempite, eh?'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Early Colour TV

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Drive in movies.

The Old Time Television Channel

Colonial Larrysburg.

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Play on."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Gramaphone Man.

A 1950's Barber Shop

Hippie Edibles Co.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace