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'Don't you ever get tired of reruns?'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"I really got to hand it to you, Danny!"

'I can't stand the Three Stooges!' , 'Oh, an anti-Shempite, eh?'

The Missing Sock Returns

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Early Colour TV

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

The Old Time Television Channel

Colonial Larrysburg.

Drive in movies.

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Alien attack in the 1950s

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Play on."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Hippie Edibles Co.

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."