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Early cable: Cave Box Office.

Punch and Judy Show.

The Remote Control: An Episode from American History

"Cruel punishment – they took away my smart phone. I had to watch TV."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Before the Internet

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Colonial Larrysburg.

Drive in movies.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

Groovy Baby

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."