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Early cable: Cave Box Office.

Punch and Judy Show.

The Remote Control: An Episode from American History

"Cruel punishment – they took away my smart phone. I had to watch TV."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Before the Internet

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Fossil record player.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Drive in movies.

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Groovy Baby

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

King with the boom box.

Fossil bands

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Old Book Smell

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."