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'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Can't Touch This

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Drive in movies.

TV and cleaner

How witness protection really works...

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

TV stage door

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Tokyo City Limits

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

The Croucho Club

A potato's favourite video

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

Mick Jagger at 95.

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'