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'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

How witness protection really works...

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

Tokyo City Limits

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

A potato's favourite video

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Brighton Rocky

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

Elvis' autopsy

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

The Digital Dark Ages

Ironing the Mouse

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.

'Things really change fast now. There's an original i-pad.'

"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"

'You're too young to see this programme, but if you want, I'll tape it so you can watch it when you're eighteen.'

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

'You'll have to give up wine and women. You can sing, but only Julie Andrews numbers.'

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."