Retro Films Gifts

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."

Get me feet that will fit these shoes.

"Do you see 'Harry and the Hendersons' in there?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Steve McQueen

Early Colour TV

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Colonial Larrysburg.

The Old Time Television Channel

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Alien attack in the 1950s

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

Gramaphone Man.

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Janet Leigh

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.