Retro Filmmaker Gifts

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

The Missing Sock Returns

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Early Colour TV

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Steve McQueen

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

The Old Time Television Channel

Colonial Larrysburg.

How witness protection really works...

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Alien attack in the 1950s

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

Gramaphone Man.

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

Janet Leigh

A 1950's Barber Shop

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.