Retro Technology Gifts

'Unfortunately we don't do repairs on computers made prior to 1995. We do, however have a sale on sledgehammers.

'Wow! Look at the size of Grandpa's CD.'

Electronics: Hottest new gadget!!!

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Young Geeks.

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Sony Dorkman

Fossil record player.

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

'Do not adjust your set, hehehe!'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'It's swearing back at you.'

Even in ancient times people used primitive technology to solve their problems.

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

Pin The Tail On The Grandfather

"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."

'I see your fax and raise it with another fax.'

'Well, does typewriter whiteout make me invisible?'

Man returning Jaws to the video shop

'Do you like your new CD player, Grandad?' 'I miss the fluff!'

'Hello 8 track? It's me, vinyl... I'm sorry I ever made fun of you.'

'Billy, you know that my number is on the 'do not call' registry.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

'Do you still use CDs? What decade do you think we're in?'

"Still pretty liberal."

"I'd like a really old black n' white TV set, so I can watch all the stuff I used to like as a kid..."

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

The Pay Phone

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

The original paperless office

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'