Retro Tech Gifts

"The two things that really drew me to vinyl were the expense and the inconvenience."

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

'What kind of excuse is that? -- we all grew up without internet access!'

"...My name's Claire and I use Windows 2000."

'It's cheaper than a cell phone and there are no roaming fees.'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"I bought these airpods back when they were new to the market and much larger."

"I think it's time my grandpa upgraded his keyboard."

"No, 'Disco Fever' isn't a Discovery Channel medical drama video. It's part of my old 8-track tape collection that I keep in the garage. Why do you ask?"

"Have you seen my CD player?"

"Please wait while your computer updates...this may take 35 years."

"I think you're using the old remote dear...."

'In 10 seconds this message will self destruct.'

'Ralph never switched to digital TV but, since he never stops watching, he hasn't noticed there's nothing on'

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

Computer add-on.

The end of the cassette

The Mobile Phone - all I want to do is make a call/all I want to do is download a 3 hour film!

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"I miss the old days, when everything was attached with wires."

Option #43: If you are calling from a rotary phone, hang up, go to an electronics store, and buy yourself a push-button phone, you pathetic, technophobic, economy-slowing loser!!!"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

The original paperless office

Fossil record player.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!