Retro Tech Enthusiasts Gifts

"I should start a podcast."

"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"You have reached the home of Henry and Maureen Wells. If you are selling something, press 1; if you are asking for money, press 2; if you want to talk about phone service, press 3."

"Then the hard drive says to the floppy, 110010001110011..."

Early emails

'It's a 'slap-on, slap-off' light.

Until that moment, Thomas Edison though he'd lost the first recording he ever made.

Joe's Greasy Cyber Cafe

"What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"Smartphone? What's that?"

"How do you boot this up."

Sound system for mobiles.

'We're very proud of him. He's only two and he already knows how to program the VCR.'

Too hot to Walkman

Mel Gibson stars as, 'The Man with No Facebook.'

Man on really old computer - SEARCH 'a new computer'

"What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

'With digital tv, the reception is great even down here.'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Since we got the microcomputer, Graham spends an hour every night balancing the checkbook.'

'It's hell, of course we still use MS-DOS!'

"Hello Technical Support? Could you come and look at our printer? Young Cummings appears to have jammed it."

"We're going back to dial-up."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Cord cutter

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

The original paperless office